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Black Astrology

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Hello everyone,

Attached, I am sharing with you some hidden aspects of our personalities.

It could be very interesting to have your opinions on this subject, which is veiled in a certain humor yet, on a human level, imbued with realism. :laughing:

ARIES
Masculine types:
The effusive chimney sweep or the sadistic joker
Female types:
The foul-mouthed slut or the unfaithful charmer.

TAURUS
Masculine types:
The brutal glutton or the unscrupulous sybarite
Female types:
The greedy harlot, or the poor man's Messaline.

GEMAUX
Masculine types:
The preachy impostor or the annoying chameleon.
Female types
The chic sim or the impertinent wastrel.

CANCER
Masculine types:
The moody constipated one or the shady truffle.
Female types:
The melancholic combiner or the complexed matron

LION
Masculine types:
The ungrateful show-off or the advantageous exhibitionist
Female types
The ticklish harlot or the caressing harpy

VIRGO
Masculine types:
The meticulous gaffer or the grumbling workhorse
Female types:
The sticky ice cube or the uptight pain in the ass.

BALANCE
Masculine types:
The spiteful slacker or the cowardly fop
Female types:
The obsequious slanderer or the lewd housewife.

SCORPION
Masculine types:
The mystical sexolater or the ravaging satyr.
Female types:
The Universal Slut or the Stubborn Nymphomaniac

SAGITTARIUS
Masculine types:
The freeloading jouisseur or the freeloading centaur.
Female types:
The vain parrot or the presumptuous parrot.

CAPRICORN
Masculine types:
The tortuous opportunist or the cautious cockroach.
Female types:
The softie or the doomsday fanatic.

AQUARIUS
Masculine types:
The fool or the delirious bohemian
Female types:
The deranged grimace-maker or the astonishing Bécassine

FISH
Masculine types:
The tedious puppet or the unlucky flirt.
Female types:
The martyr turkey or the tragedian of nothing.

Warm regards
The magician.

Good evening Lemagicien,

:smiley: Great,

On the humor front, 20/20
Realism: 20/20

When you look closely and consider the people in my circle and acquaintances, I must admit that, regarding both trends—masculine and feminine types—I find one of the traits, or even both at times.

All the same, I had a good laugh, aside from the fact that I don’t know whether, among my acquaintances, since “hidden aspects,” there are any party girls and mischievous housewives. :wink:

All of this seems painfully true to me

So, Lemagicien, I am quite troubled and worried about my future as a fish; I am now a martyr turkey. Given the current volatile world problems with avian flu, I had better apply for the government-provided vaccine to avoid the virus, lest I be picked up like that duck found dead in a French city this weekend. :laughing: And that would really be a tragedy :!:

Thank you for this very revealing moment of relaxation

:laughing::laughing: Good evening Lemagicien,

Here is the promiscuous, foul-mouthed, and charmingly unfaithful woman! :laughing:
It’s subjective, but I see myself more as a strong-willed charmer (setting aside the unfaithful, loose woman). :slight_smile: )

There are some gems on this list!
It’s true that when it comes to astrology, we never look at things from that sarcastic angle; nice find. :wink:
Thanks to Lemagicien for this freshness!

My dear JOSY, a double burst of laughter upon discovering your reply :laughing:
The martyr turkey and the foul-mouthed slut… that’s poetic.

So I would say:

The brutal glutton
The mischievous housewife
The mystical sexolater and the universal bitch
The crooked opportunist
The fanatic of the worst
The crazy bohemian
The Martyred Turkey
The sticky ice cube
The Constipated Lunatic
The ungrateful little actor
The chicane simulator… I have some around me, yes :laughing:
I didn't have any nicknames for them that really stuck, but it's giving me ideas, I have to say! It's just that generally, we don't look at people from that angle 8)

Thanks Lemagicien, it really relaxed me and I think it will make more than one of our friends laugh…

Friendship,
Natou

Hello Lemagicien, Josy, and Natouchka,

Well, that really made me laugh!!!
So I’d be “the clingy ice cube and the uptight pain in the ass,” then! :laughing:

It's funny, and it's true that I'm a clingy ice cube!!!
But what a pest I am!!! :smiley:
I think we can all see ourselves in these interpretations to some extent :wink:

I know a silent impostor and, above all, a pesky chameleon. :laughing:
A whiny, needy person
A tedious puppet!!

Hey Jozy, you really made me laugh with that “martyr turkey.” :laughing:

Thank you for this moment of relaxation.

friendship

Eliana :wink:

Good evening, everyone…

I present to you…

The melancholic combiner or the complexed matron

Where am I, the complexed jumpsuit and the melancholic matron?? (I almost prefer... but well, thanks LeMagicien)

Matron: a mother, preferably of a large family…
It's just that the physics doesn't quite fit...

Coveralls… the coveralls… yes, at times I get a bit scattered.

Melancholy... say nothing: you already knew :smiley:

Self-conscious… quite… yes, you already knew that too 8)

I will do my best to improve.
That’s why I’m here too ;D

ClaudiaC

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